"Make my million by 25."
[Laughter]
"What? It's possible!"
"Yeah, but it's you!"
"Hey! Then I'll pay ten-thousand to have you killed."
-Scene from Mr. Kelly's class
"'Okay, we'll give you $20,000 dollers for this land.' 'No.' 'Then we'll attack you. Could have been $20,000 richer, now you're dead."
-Mr. Kelly
"Ohhhh, spooky."
-Mr. Kelly
"Hey, how you doing, Staples?"
-Resse
"Put the cards down, son."
-Police Office
"Blue guy on the rocks."
-Someone at Alex's
"Heavy artillery big dumb gay."
-Zod
"JOHN HAND IS A NAZI!!"
-Resse
"It defies reason."
-Zod
"I have bested such a best."
-Zod
"I was not without awe."
-Zod
"HEY, MAN, WHAT'S GOING ON? HOW YOU DOING? WANT SOME BREAD?"
-Resse
"You smell, man."
"I do, I really do. I reek something fearce."
-Resse & Zod
"The devel made me do it!"
-Resse
"You wouldn't have kept it up that long if you couldn't take it."
-Resse
"I told you to annotate the quotes?"
-Talan
"He just called me an anus."
-Aaron
"We can get hotdogs with too much ketchup and spill it all over ourselves."
-Resse
"I thought Josh Weckescher was your best friend."
"I am Josh Weckesser!"
-Kim & Resse
"The Jews don't buy into Matt."
-Resse
"I usually ignore who I'm talking to and reading out loud."
-Talan
"I remember that day we all got mono."
-Resse
"You know, I better take my braces rubber bands off the pepper shaker."
-Talan
"I'm set as long as I'm on drugs."
-Talan
"What?"
-Talan
"Bro's before hoes man, bro's before hoes."
-Ariste
"I'll be in the shower if Jeff wants me."
-My mother
"Just who do you think you are?"
"Jill Wilson."
-Someone on stage & Talan
"You had sex with Amber? WHAT?"
-Resse
"The yoak of the penis is mighty indeed."
"Very much so. It takes a big man to resist."
-Resse & Talan
"JR can cast stinking cloud two times a day as a special ability. Unfortunalty he usually does."
"Actually that's more like cloud kill."
-Resse & Staples
"Man, I could never cheat on that hair."
-Talan
"Sammi, I think you'd be very good at oral sex, so I don't think that should upset you."
-Resse
"You just bring out the worst in people."
-Weidner
"I can make it moan."
-Weidner
"She has nice, big, firm tits."
-Resse
"The thing to imagine is having sex with me."
-Resse
"Lisel........that's a horrible name!!"
-Ariste
"Why do you want to talk to him? We're having fun!"
-Ariste
"I was looking at Michelle, because I think she's pretty."
-Talan
"Josh, you'd better have ice cream or I'm gonna cry."
-Ariste
"I can come on Tuesdays and Sunday nights."
"That's it?"
"Yeah."
-Ariste & Resse
"I can't relate, but hey if you are then more power to ya."
-Talan
"I see your point, but really don't have anything to say to it."
-Talan
"She said JR looked like a hood!"
-Jamie
"At least my perverted friends talk about sex."
-Resse
"That's why I like Drew's house. That and you can find Drew there."
-Talan
"I don't hang out with girls because they're sissy bitches."
-Michelle
"I think I have a small dick."
-Ariste
"Justin, have you ever shoved anything foreign up your nostril?"
-Lazarus
"If this squirted poison I'd shove it up your ass!"
-Michelle
"My wife prefers a hard Dicken's Cider."
-Willy
"I am sofa king we Todd did."
-Willy
"God doesn't like it when I try too hard."
-Ariste
"I'm fucked."
"By who this time?"
"Ms. Mishler."
-Talan & Resse
"I run out of this too easy not to do that."
-Resse
"I kill stant believe."
-Lazarus
"Where'd he go?"
"Who cares?"
-Resse & Talan
"I was wondering why I could keep looking straight and seeing higher portions of the room."
-Resse
"I'd sell your hat for twenty-five bucks."
-Talan
"Damnit, don't get me excited if you aren't going to go through with it."
-Renée
"You've got a wait problem? You're impatient?"
-Zod
"You're probably gonna be one of those people who never really gets facial hair in--"
"That would not bother me one bit."
"--we call them women."
-Zod & Resse
"I shall return."
"Is that a threat?"
-Tracie & Zod
"I know, I took it off your cup."
-Tracie
"This is a sign of my love for you."
-Zod
"JR's pretty cute."
-Sammi
"My eyes are itching because of the dust."
-Sammi
"Sounds like he's going to make us start mowing the lawn."
-Talan
"This smells like steamed cardboard."
-Lazarus
"d00d, this is clean!"
-Lazarus
"Would you like to share that with the rest of the group?"
-Resse
"You have a really knappy bootwa."
-Gnosis
"I can tell you're German."
-Gnosis
"Is it my turn?"
"No, it's ... your turn."
-Gnosis & Talan
"Man, Eric's here. He's one of the cockiest bitches I know."
-Wes
"No, that's pastry the French eat."
-Phil
"The white thumb has been lifted from Resse!"
-Lazarus
"Or I could take off my clothes and mosh."
-Lazarus
"It' right here."
"I'm all over that."
-Gnosis & Lazarus
"Do you know any girls I can call?"
-Resse
"We're smoking crack over here at Alex's. And we'll prolly be doing that sffor a while."
-Resse
"I know how to open up a can."
-Lazarus
"I'll buy him just to beat him."
-Lazarus
"I thought they were talking into a credit card."
-Lazarus
"I've decided that I'm a fluid ninja."
-Lazarus
"I burn twice as bright and half as long."
-Resse
"They need, like, Burnt Jew."
-Resse
"White Stick Pinch!"
-Resse
"Yeah, they don't like me very much. But for some reason I keep coming here."
-Lazarus
"I was working on Amber and I was almost done."
-Talan
"We're going to do a rolling one, a rabbit."
-Ariste
"I'd grab Susan's ass if I had the choice."
-Talan
"I go after whoever looks youngest." "I date whoever puts out."
-Talan & Resse
"Boundphat is the opposite of Resse."
-Gnosis
"I didn't know Jeff had a job."
-Talan
"I can't consider him to be too much of an asshole because I deal with myself on a daily basis"
-Talan
"Girls that cute in dresses should not be part of a chrisitan religion."
-Zod
"Son of a BITCH!"
-Tracie
"If any Christians are right I hope it's the Catholics."
-Zod
"You guys can have one on each side."
"We're really good at that."
-Mom & Resse
"'Cause if she stays here she's going to have to dance."
-Staples
"They shouldn't even remember I'm here by now."
-Talan
"Ha. Ha. Ha. You're funny."
-Some guy
"You want some of Resse? I'll give you a little!"
-Resse
"Would you like that taco hard shell or soft?"
"Iced tea, please."
-Resse & Customer
"Resse couldn't win anything."
"Except love and affection."
-Zod & Lazarus
"You guys realize we have dogs too?"
"Why? Should we throw them around?"
-Mother & Resse
"So do you, like, live at Josh's house?"
-Sammi
"That damn one-eyed trouser snake went into the hole again."
-Person
"I like your large breasts. Damnit!"
-Lazarus
"I totaly disagree."
-Tom (the waiter)
"You know, when I'm an old man I'll be proud to say I knew Josh Weckesser. And people will say, 'who'?"
-Talan
"I have the thought process of a five year old."
-Sammi
"Hell yeah, I'm funny. I love my country."
-Lazarus
"AHHH! I've been fried."
-Staples
"Hmmm, I think tomorrow I'll wear a white shirt and jeans."
-Talan
"The funny thing is I don't really care."
-Talan
"Does she know English?"
"Nope, she's a 7th grader."
-Resse & Talan
"I cleavage a lot of shit."
-Resse
"I'm in good shape as long as I'm not the one handcuffed and I'm the one holding the whip."
-Mistress Delicious
"We have a retarded midget named Darth Tired in the house."
-Gnosis
"Keep your keys to themselves."
-Mistress Delicious
"No mouses below the equator."
-Mistress Delicious
"Well, how is everyone gonna know what you're talking about?"
-Mistress Delicious
"Sex repulses me."
-Susan
"She's a slut I had to find a virgin at that frat party becuase all the other guys had fucked her and I didn't want to deal with that."
-Nicole
"Mistress Delicious, I would accept any 'shoe service' you may offer seeing as my 'shoe' has been 'untied' for over nine months."
-General Angelfire
"Paula has to go down there to see her man, and Heather has to go down there to get away from her man, and Johnelle wants to go down there to find a man."
-Mistress Delicious
"What's your greatest regret?"
"Oh, so many of them."
"Yeah, I can think of a BUNCH of them!"
-Jillyn, Zod & Staples
"Jill, do you mind if Todd sucks on my nipple?"
-Staples
"Eat me!"
"Already done!"
-Krystal & Talan
"He wasn't laughing at you."
"Yeah, I was laughing at Todd. Please don't slap me."
-Talan & Resse
"That shit just don't fly."
-Talan
"He's a nice guy, but he's an ass."
-Hillary
"Because I've seen me naked and you haven't."
-Hillary
"There's a big sign outside that says Come see the drunk."
-Tom (neighbor)
"I'm going to hold you against this."
-Talan
"Actually, I don't... wait."
-Talan
"Caffeine doesn't really affect me."
"That's 'cause you're a lier."
-Staples & Resse
"It's right behind that zipper."
-Resse
"BOO!"
"Oh shit!"
-Sammi & Resse
"Who's that?"
"Lisa."
"She looks like a dyke."
-Zod & Talan
"Sometimes I'm on top and I just don't know it."
-Sammi
"Please don't kick me in the nuts."
-Resse
"Is that your chin?"
"Which one?"
-Resse & Krystal
"Does Sammi not talk to him?"
-Talan
"Parks have bug baths."
-Sarah
"Now he has a place to put it."
-Jillyn
"Hey Josh, Josh. You suck!"
-Talan
"No, no, you guys are doing it wrong."
-Big Toe
"You fall asleep and it's gone in the morning."
-Staples
"Do you people realize that you guys are asking me to measure my penis?"
-Talan
"No, don't laugh in here because it'd embarrass me then we'd have to leave."
-Talan
"There's a doggy down there."
-Jillyn
"Head-pants-now."
-Lazarus
"Ohmigod, he's going to read poetry!"
-Lazarus
"I don't get paid to do this stuff. I just enjoy it."
-Resse
"Staples flick torture!"
-Staples
"The white log."
-Talan
"A drop of water made a stick figure on my pants."
-Staples
"I'm sorry I have the car keys."
-Resse
"Well, here, let me bend over."
"What?"
-Krystal & Zod
"Oh, hang on. I know how to do something."
-Krystal
"Let me finish."
-Krystal
"Your butt is where my face should be."
-Kirsten
"Hey, Josh, can I have have some Mountian Dew?"
"Sorry, try again."
-Lazarus & Resse
"Surely it couldn't be a dragon, we aren't high enough level."
-Talan
"Tony, that's how you split your pants."
-Sammi
"Break a leg."
"No, I can't. Then I break my hands."
-Resse & Zod
"No, you eyes will float out."
-Kirsten
"Why do you keep dropping your pants, Josh?"
-Zod
"I am going to hell for many reasons and that's not going to be one of them."
-Resse
"That's not part of the cark packet."
-Ryan (Wells)
"Do I ever do anything really?"
-Krystal
"Oh, Debbie, you can read the diary. You won't ever meet any of those girls."
-Ariste
"Is he compleatly non-refundable?"
-Ariste
"This is like half a cherry."
-Resse
"Ridin' Josh."
-Gnosis
"When I went to the Lovure I found out I don't have a small dick. I was lookint at all those statures of Greek heroes and my dick was just as big as theirs."
-Ariste
"Hey, Josh, can you throw me my pants?"
-Gnosis
"Fuck."
"Why did you just say fuck?"
"The damned fisbree just went over the fence."
-Ariste & Gnosis
"You've got a mowhawk and you're commenting on how good I look?"
-Resse
"On a scale of 3 to 18 how good looking am I?"
-Resse
"I have a nice ass."
"I have a nicer ass."
"I'll have to disagree with you on that."
-Jillyn & Zod
"A bug just dive bombed my left cheek."
-Lazarus
"Anal sex with the football?"
-Ariste
"What is in your pocket that's so hard?"
-Lisa
"Todd, I have a log to put on your fire."
-Lazarus
"Ask her to make you a s'more."
-Gnosis
"You can sleep in my pants."
-Lazarus
"It's never too early to be put in your place."
-Zod
"Why are you guys here so late? And why is your hair messed up?"
-Ariste
"My parents aren't going to be bothering us because they're having sex."
-Talan
"Why do I have to go to Wal-Mart?"
-Ariste
"No one take any of this, damnit!"
-Ariste
"An eighteen strength penial implant."
-Resse
"These bags of Bacon keep appearing in my fridge and I don't know why."
-Talan
"Todd, if you throw that thing at me and make me spill this thing on my balls."
-Ariste
"Hey, I'm fuckin' trying to talk and I'm the king. Shut up or I'll have you executed."
-Talan
"Pinch his ass! Give him the goose!"
-Gnosis
"Where do you like elves?"
-Zod
"You want to be controlled?"
-Weidner
"Is that Matt?"
"That's Matt."
"Ohmigod, he looks like a fat, ugly chick."
-Zod & Resse
"I like bacon, I like pork. I like Josh 'cause he's a dork."
-Zod
"There was one time I was fornicating in the bathroom."
-Resse
"She's adjusting my boob."
-Krystal
"I come out there 'cause I like kids."
-Connie
"I'm getting the creepy feeling I'm not going to shower when I get home."
-Talan
"I got my pot."
-Krystal
"Wait, let my put down the butter."
-Krystal
"Ohmigod, my chicken just fell off!"
-Ariste
"It's an omen."
-Ariste
"Screw-"
*thump*
-Talan + half + Goulf?
"How do you attract girls?"
"Sex, it's a new fragrance by L'Oreal."
-Big Toe & Ryan (Rappa)
"Hey, if a non-Jewish person marries a Jew do they become Jewish?"
"No, you have to convert to be Jewish."
"Damnit! It's that expensive?"
-Some guy & Rachel
"And Alex was like-"
"Hi, I'm Alex."
-Krystal & Gnosis
"You're scarry. It's like the more I know you the scarier you are."
-Kirsten
"Hey, I didn't say shit."
-Talan
"Give me fifty cents and I might tell you."
-Gnosis
"I thought he was just frollicking though the monsterous compendium."
-Ariste
"It's a light, nutty cheese."
-Talan
"It's a giblet? The thing that hands down from a turkey's neck."
-Ariste
"Todd, do I feel a great disturbance in the force?"
-Resse
"No one has a six foot arm."
"I do."
-Talan & Gnosis
"Because Susan wanted to talk to me, I have to go there now."
-Justice
"I'm going to flap my arms like a chicken."
-Ariste
"Okay, everybody stop throwing stuff or I'll start farting."
-Zod
"Can I detect sexual intentions?"
-Gnosis
"We're going to take it to the bags."
-Shireen
"See? We can say we're leaving Bob's house. Bob, uh, Bob... Bob Faggot!"
-Ariste
"Who do you work for?" "Panera." "Fuck 'em."
-Big Daddy & Talan
"Get away from me, butt boy."
-Krystal
"I don't know, I can't smell for shit."
-Resse
"Oh-mi-cow!"
-Talan
"Have some good sex, run seven mile. Have some more good sex. Sleep."
-Lazarus
"How 'bout I tweak you with my penis?"
-Lazarus
"I can't."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm going to take a shower then paint my nails."
-Kirsten & Resse
"I do the butt wave."
-Kirsten
"No offence, but for girls the bathroom is like returning to the womb."
-Kirsten
"Why do the clergy not speak?"
"They took a vow of moo."
-Big Toe & Zod
"There are some things we got plenty of words for and some things we don't." "Like zipper."
-Resse & Gnosis
"A-1 sauce... man."
-Justice
"Jesus Will."
-Resse
"Arrrrrrrr..."
-Talan
"You're listening to elevator music."
"It's Beethoven."
-Talan & Resse
"d00d, do you mind if I carsh here tonight?"
"No..."
"Good, 'cause I locked my keys in my trunk."
-Talan & Resse
"You wanna ride the fariswheel?"
"For a long time?"
-Resse & Talan
"No, d00d, I'm Will. You're Gale."
-Lazarus
"This conversation became massively irrelevant about three seconds ago."
-Talan
"It's a stump."
"I have football tomorrow."
-Krystal & Ariste
"You would have really liked the shorts I was wearing, they were really, really short."
-Sammi
"A large elbow-like structure, probably an elbow."
-Chuckles
"Ken, your ass is less then six inches from my face."
-Chuckles
"Emily has become evil."
-Big Toe
"That would the little bitch who gave Amber the leash."
-Justice
"If you could have sex with Katy anytime you wanted would you break up with her?"
-Resse
"What are you guys doing after dinner?"
"Probally having sex."
-Lazarus & Justice
"It's socially acceptable JR."
-Lazarus
"I feel it's my job as a TAG member to give this to you.-- Hey guys, we just found that's defective, so don't use it."
"Don't crush the pants."
"I'd like to apologize on behalf of Alex, for you see he made the accusation that you crushed the pants based on the assumption that you actually closed the door on Josh here, who did indeed crush the pants. I'd like to apologize for any inconvieniance this false accusation may have caused you. Thank you, and goodnight."
"Yeah I'm sorry too."
"Right, sorry about that guys."
"I ain't apologizing for nothing mutha fuckers!"
"Gale, don't CRUSH THE PANTS!"
"Hey Amber, I found your hackey sack."
"Ohmigod!"
"I hope you guys are having as much fun as we are, cause we all had multiple orgasms."
-Resse, Gnosis, Chuckles, Talan, Resse, Justice, Chuckles, Gnosis, Amber, Chuckles
"They are meaty and I will eat them."
-Justice
"They will find ther way into many warm orifices."
-Chuckles
"Gale is the slayer of faggots."
-Ariste
"They don't have support groups for people who are addicted to other people."
-Kellie
"Josh, guess what? I like to bounce."
-Sammi
"Who's your Jedi Master? Who's your Jedi Master? Feel the force, baby!"
-Big Toe
"How many of you are like, 'what the hell-' Oh, excuse me."
-Frau Dickenson
"I did a TCP Syn/ACK attack while he was logged on... then all I had to do was juse a simple DNS Spoof to intercept his connections."
"Cool."
-Big Toe & Gnosis
"No! NO! Don't kill Will!"
-Lazarus
"Really they have no consideration for those who eat the ears of thier victims."
-Gnosis
"Smack... shit, what's that slang for?"
"A bitch slap."
-Resse & Justice
"d00d his thingy is called a penis."
"=) i thought you learned that in TAG."
-Resse & Gnosis
"Sorry, I'll be more of a thruster next time."
-Amber
"Damn hay has a AC -10."
-Gnosis
"You know how short those shorts are? It's going to be sticking out."
-Gnosis
"I measured him the other day."
-Kirsten
"Innitials of TP, as in Toilet Paper."
-Sammi
"I'm not, how you say, Republican."
-Chuckles
"Alex, I just realized I'm slowly eating your blanket."
-Chuckles
"This won't hurt much."
-Resse
"It's a talking toilet bowl!"
-Gnosis
"I hunt you down, I make you my bitch."
-Gnosis
"We'll take chicken."
"A few of them."
-Krystal & Emily
"I'd like to be a part of brainwashing... I mean sunday school."
-Weidner
"Do you know what we just did? We just got out of class!"
-Sammi
"My shoulders pop when I take my shirt off."
-Sammi
"When God closes a door, you gotta break your own damn windows"
-Chuckles
"Why it looks like you're a poet, and were completely oblivious to the fact"
-Chuckles
"Oh no! Peer pressure! Bust out your D.A.R.E. card! NO! NO! NO!"
-Chuckles
"Now this is the queen of hearts. I'm gonna need you to say to her, queen of hearts, come down and dance."
"Queen of hearts, come down and dance"
"I'm sorry, she's pretty hard of hearing, you'll have to speak up."
"Queen of hearts, come down and dance!"
"Uh, little louder there, I still don't think she heard you"
"QUEEN OF HEARTS, COME DOWN AND DANCE!"
"doop, do do do doop."
-Ken & Charles
"Allright, what he have here is the 2 of spades. Now I'm gonna need you to say 2 of spades, come down and dance."
"2 of spades, come down and dance."
"Fuck you Ken."
-Chuckles & Ken
"No no, I deserve extra credit, I just thought that the school colors were blue and Khaki"
-Chuckles
"Allright, here's a joke for ya, knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Fuck you!"
-Chuckles & "anykey"
"Hello, is this lunch?"
"No, this is truancy."
"Oh my."
-Talan & Vanessa
"I am extreamly good at giving backrubs because my dad is tighter than..."
-Willy
"Do you know who's headband this is?"
"I think it's Krystal's."
"Oh okay, I'll go put it in my closet with her bra."
"What?"
-Talan & Emily
"I'd shake your hand, but I'm taking off my shirt right now."
-Sammi
"Can I go get my pocket? I left it in my car."
"You're what?"
"My pocket. It's what we keep our stuff in."
"Um, okay. Sure."
"Hey, Steve, can I have the keys to your car?"
-Big Toe & Sub
"No operating system?"
"Press F1."
-People at the AVC
"Justice just thinks up all the good ideas."
-Justice
"Todd Presson, defending the public from AppleMac, one man at a time."
-Talan
"Hey Josh, pretend to be a hot little red-headed lady."
"Just all me Shannon."
-Chuckles & Resse
"Plus, she'll have plenty of time to seduce you after I've had vigorous animalistic like sex with you in my non-threatening manner."
-Charles
"Pretty soon you'll be one of those million-person chain letters sent to everyone.. 'Krystal kissed Ken. Send this to ten people or Ken will kiss you too'..."
-Talan
"It's like blind driving, it can give you a thrill, but eventually you will crash into a tree."
-Weidner
"I think I'll take a couple pictures of my private parts..."
-Gnosis
"If you post it, they will come."
-Sammi
"oh..oops.. I thought Sammi was a d00d.."
-Seib
"I like Susan because her eyes are big. Like people in Anime."
-Weidner
"Ok.. is it like the fruit in jello... just kinda hanging there in mid jello?"
-Sammi
"Who are you to question my authority!?!?!"
-Weidner
"I had a wonderful day today, everything went right."
"Really, anything in particular, or just everything in general?"
"Everything in particular."
-Talan & Beaver
"I didn't work with anyone ugly for the last 7 months I was there."
-Talan
"Oh, you're supposed to drive on the right side of the road..."
-Sammi
"I don't die I multiply!!"
-Gnosis
"d00d, I'm on the phone--get that knife away from me!"
-Justice
"You know in Chicago they got people dying so they have other stuff to worry about."
-Willy
"She's laughing at the size of my penis."
-Ken
"This is what we call double-penetration."
-Ken
"Nicole, you can leave. We like the Stick."
-Ken
"Josh, could you please look at Ken?"
-Justice
"You and your cow-infested radio station."
-Big Toe
"You should be Stalin."
-Willy
"You know what's annoying? If you dress up like Hitler for Halloween."
-Willy
"What happened to Big Toe? You eat 'em?"
"Not recently."
-Resse & Sammi
"I dare you to say that again."
"My best friend has no breasts?"
-Big Toe & Kris
"Hey, are we loitering?"
-Resse
"Fantasy world, my ass. Vasconia is real."
-Lazarus
"I'm here."
"Whatever."
-Krystal & Justice
"Gale is a jungle gym for Amber."
-Boundphat
"I can handle Brittany Spears."
-Mike
"Here, let me move my lizard."
"No."
-Resse & Emily
"You know, that Anonymous guy is pretty smart. He says lots of neat stuff."
"And he donates a lot of money, too."
-Resse & Sammi
"Brownie ass, brownie ass!"
-Lazarus
"Could you talk more out of your ass?"
-Big Toe
"Given the choice between a car and a computer I'd choose the computer. I'd see more people that way."
-Resse
"Jigga, jigga, what?"
-Willy
"It's human nature to want Todd."
-Willy
"Otherwise people get naked in front of people--illegal."
-Meghan
"What do you think, Willy?"
"I think thoughts."
-Resse & Willy
"My foot doesn't hurt yet."
-Talan
"It smells like a baby's butt... I love it."
-Lexi
"Guess what, Josh. I've found my purse."
"Where at?"
"My locker."
-Sammi & Resse
"You're not eighteen yet, are you, Todd?"
"No."
"Good"
-Jeff & Talan
"Jenny Satchwell."
"I'm for it."
-Resse & Jenny
"She'll try to argue her full-of-shit point intelligently."
"Hey!"
-Weidner & Emily
"I think you bruised me a bit."
"Oh my god! I'm sorry!"
"Well I didn't say I minded."
-Emily & Talan
"Stop for a minute, I need to catch my breath."
-Emily
"I'm usually not this easy."
-Emily
"What's so funny?"
-Emily
"I've been in a fairly anti-social mood lately."
"Well, that's nice."
-Resse & Mom
"Jar Jar Binks was in my pants."
-Susan
"I must look like a respectible adult, fooled another one."
-K-Dog
"You know that comment I made before about sense of humor? It still applies."
-Talan
"Is it too big for you, Sammi?"
"Well, not if my jaw pops."
-Resse & Sammi
"Chew it up and swallow it."
-Shireen
"What if my penis is under four inches?"
"You're deformed."
-Resse & Lindsay
"I have a sore dick."
-Zod
"If you get cought wackin' off you get in trouble for misuse of government property."
-Zod
"He said he is spending the night." "At Target?"
-Gnosis & Chuckles
"I don't think this is a good idea."
-Emily
"That wasn't that bad."
"Here that all the time, eh Todd?"
-Emily & Resse
"She'll eat shit, but she won't eat dogfood."
-Zod
"What is this shit all over my pants tonight?"
-Resse
"You know what I realized the other day? This frame is too small for a piece of paper."
-Resse
"Are you ready for this question? What card is better than Ishan's Shade?"
"... Knowledge Vault."
-Resse & Talan
"Hey, you use conditioner."
"No I don't."
"Well, your mom does."
-Susan & Resse