"Does the Wall Street Jounal have comics?"

-Stick

"d00d, would you turn around and bend over please?"

-Chris

"You know, I'm hoping you back wash so you can spit in my mouth."

-Nicole

"I will castrate you with a rusty patato pealer!"

-Chris

"When you leave Mike and I in a room together we go to bed."

-Nicole

"Sex with a dog."
"Does Steve count?"

-Stick & Kat

"I'm taking two foreign languages this year: Chemistry and Geometry."

-Jamie

"Oooooh, titties!"

-Legat

"See, if you bang something long enough it'll light up."

-Chris

"Should you need a helping hand I'll gladly lend you mine."
"Oh good, I thought you were talking about something else."

-Stick & Chris

"That's the smell of fresh IDE in the morning."

-Stick

"What'd ya do?"
"He smoked it."

-Chris & Legat

"Speed attracts lightning."

-G

"Isn't a little radon good for you? It's like chemotherapy."

-Dewey

"I'll French your ass"

-Legat

"Mom, what are you doing here? I told you to stop giving unicorns head!"

-BigToe

"It's a dwarf, don't skull fuck 'em."

-Legat

"No, you are a horse fucker."

-BigToe

"Chris, you know you're going to have to come out of the closet one of these days."

-Legat

"It's kinda hard to be asleep when I'm mounting her and going rowwww..."

-Legat

"This is the weirdest feeling."
"Well then don't play with it."

-Chris & Legat

"Rowww..."
"I see you've met my mom."

-Chris & BigToe

"I have never threatened anyone with a deadly weapon."
"Does my penis count?"

-Bono & Stick

"You know what I can't do?"
"Get it up?"

-Stick & grace

"Quit playing with the Barbies."

-Jason

"You look insane."
"That's because he's been wearing that sweater for a week."

-Mike & Ping

"I don't even blow dry my hair."

-Jessica (best BFA)

"I like my women how I like my meat: Dead and cooked."

-Stick

"Somebody poke 'em. Poke 'em with your wormie."

-Chris

"Never put your penis in the window and close it."

-Chris

"I'll bite what I want when I want. Michelle, bend over."
"I might like it and then where would we be?"

-Stick & Michelle

"I need a girlfriend that likes Linux."
"Who is Linux?"
"I could never date you."
"Well, I might like him if you tell me who he is."

-BigToe, Michelle, BigToe & Michelle

"I've never heard of Scrye. PC Gamer is the number one gaming magazine."

-Chris

"Edith Wharton didn't have enough sex, that's what wrong with the book."

-Prof. Higgins

"Michelle thinks I should get rid of my dead fish. I don't know why."
"They're bloody."

-Ping & Michelle

"You think I don't know this hurts, but I know this hurts. Grrr!"

-Ping

"You gotta spread your legs more, I can't see the screen."

-Chris

"Sometimes my oppinions will change ... and sometimes they won't."

-Michelle

"Those toasted people hate it when you eat their midgets."

-Stick

"It is much easier to get a guy naked than to make him sit still."

-Kat

"Does that mean I get fifty percent of what's in his pockets?"

-Michelle

"I have a magic touch, baby."

-Chris

"I walk to the CowGod's."

-Michelle

"Remember: It takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes four to reach over and bitch-slap the motherfucker upside the head."

-LittleTigon

"Fucken' Test was Fucken' Fucked up and I fucken didn't have to fuckn' take the fuckn' peice of fuckn' shit....fuckn' jewish teacher."

-Chris

"You look like shit ... in a nice way."

-Susie

"Oh ho."
"What are you oh hoing?"
"I just ripped this jucy one."

-Chris, Stick & Chris

"Next time you have to try some of my hot stuff."

-Susie

"I think it's a little early to be thinking about that. At least look at the test first."

-Prof. Landro

"Josh did you know that Smoking is the leading cause of statistics?"

-Chris

"Okay Steve, stand up. I'm going to take your pants off."

-Choz

"Hey Alex, you wanna come back to my place? We're going to watch some movies."

-BigToe

"You will eat shit for $1.75."

-BigToe

"I would like to give you a very pronounced fuck you."
"Why? I thought you said you liked it."

-Meghan & Buckles

"Unifying universal equation: Mac=Gay."

-Weidner

"My name is Prometheus, but you can call me The Rock."

-Buckles

"So you're a fat fuck?"
"Yeah, I'm a fat fuck. But I can swim."

-Talan & Buckles

"You do not have a llama."

-Talan

"Most medium sized dogs don't live in wine."

-Talan

"Something bit me. This is wine."

-BigToe

"House Kat sweet, quiet, sheds on the carpet."

-Kat

"Kat is PMS'ing, she is bleeding like none other."

-BigToe

"I'm 2% confused."
"And 5% warned."

-Stick & Kellie

"What are you doing?"
"I'm hanging up. See ya later."

-BigToe's Mom & BigToe

"I lost my keys once, that was rough."

-BigToe

"Hail, wine cat!"

-Stick

"Thanks for clearing that up. Right. What time of day is it?"

-Gnosis

"Put a gold band around my neck and fucked me in the ass."

-Gnosis

"We seek the rod."

-BigToe

"Do you have a key?"
"No."
"Well neither do we."

-Stick, Talan & Stick

"Ah, the door's on fire."

-Gnosis

"I just got crushed between Kellie's thighs."

-Eric

"Yeah, I'm writing a monologue for Kellie's penis."

-Stick

"It was hand powered, you pumped it and it turns on."

-Justin

"My watch is beeping. I have to go find it."

-Kathy

"Pig fucker AIM."

-Chris

"I'd like to ignore the Christians, but they can vote."

-Kellie

"You know me, I pick up everybody I can."

-Emily

"Hey, look what I got in an email: Jesus is comming hurry and lock the door."

-Sam

"Wait now, who were you taking advice from, Rob Kerns?"

-Stick

"How many lovers do you have?"
"Just one."
"Who is it?"
"They wish to remian anonymous."
"What are you guys talking about?"
"Sshhhhh Todd, your secret's safe with me."

-Susie, BigToe, Susie, BigToe, Talan & BigToe